"HELLO INFANT I AM BELUGA WHALE"
"YOU ALSO ARE BALD AND HAVE A BULBOUS FOREHEAD. LET US BE FRIENDS FORTHWITH."
Pro Tip: Instead of having feelings, try being dead inside. Everything is still horrible but you will not care at all.
I get a lot of visitors at my work
This boy preachin !
coming out of your room at 3 am and seeing your parents